Istilah Remote Control nih menarik tau!
Kalau di sekolah, cikgi-cikgi yang tak tahan panas, pas tu kena ngajar PJPK, kompom pakai remote control kat bebudak...Hampa pilih nak main apa, pas tu 30 minit nanti simpan je kat stor PJ!
Kalau kat office, bos selalu pakai remote control nak sejukkan bilik yang panas...hehehehe..selingan! Bos biasanya akan hanya mengarah apa, kenapa dan bagaimana untuk melaksanakan satu-satu keadaan...
Kalau kat rumah pun sama gak..anak-anak dah diremote control dari kecik apa yang perlu mereka lakukan dari seawal bangun tidur sehingga lelap mata...
Tapi ada satu keadaan dimana "Remote Control"digunakan dan aku terkedu!
Alkisah, seorang boyfriend nih dah nak mula kehilangan si girlfriend yang kononnya menurut si boyfriend nih, "digilai" oleh ramai lelaki-lelaki lain...tatkala si girlfriend nih menyampaikan hajat yang terbuku, si boyfriend terus melenting dengan asakan dan tuduhan bahawa si girlfriend nih dah "diremote controlkan" oleh boyfriend baru! Menurut sumber rapat, rupa-rupanya si girlfriend tak tahan dengan sikap si boyfriend yang mudah percaya dengan hal-hal yang tak masuk dek akal, contohnya la...menurut sumber rapat laaa...si boyfriend ni terlalu taksub dan sayangkan si girlfriend sehingga sanggup menggunakan perkhidmatan perubatan alternatif (BOMOH leee) untuk memujuk si girlfriendnya kembali!
Maka wujud la kisah ada lelaki lain yang sedang "usha" girlfriend dia nih dan guna-gunakan sehingga dapat diremote controlkan girlfriend dia supaya mengikut kata-kata lelaki nih...
Kesimpulan aku yang bersimpul-simpul ialah: Aikkk...kalau boleh pakai remote control la bab hati dan perasaan malangla mak pak kita, pasal cintan cintun mereka pun kompom diremote control dek mak pak depa dulu ek...dan ada gak boyfriend dan lelaki cam tu zaman leee nih?
Kompiden level mau jaga leee beb!
3 comments:
hi teacher,
why teacher, why?
why did u not say that u r leaving this school.
why teacher, why?
i could not even say bye to u.
i could not even see u for the last time.
i am so heart broken.
what a sad day.
i could not even say bye to my beloved teacher,
i could not say bye to my dearest teacher,
i could not even say bye to the coolest teacher on earth,
i could not say bye to the best teacher in this universe.
why teacher, why?
u could atleast tell me,
u could atleast tell your biggest fan.
u could atleast tell this girl here who really, really likes u.
why teacher, why?
how is this school going to survive without u, teacher?
this school is nothing without teacher.
this school has just lost a great teacher.
i have no idea how to describe it.
teacher, can u please come to school atleast one more time?
i need to see teacher.
i need to talk to teacher.
if i don't say bye to teacher face to face and eye to eye, it is going to be so incomplete (my life will be so incomplete).
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE TEACHER!!!!
I BEG U TEACHER!!!
PLEASE TEACHER!!
just come to school one more time to see your students which r anxious to see u n really wants to see u.
please teacher, please!!
i was the only one who could not say bye to u.
my friends were so lucky they could see u for the last time.
please teacher, please!!
please come to school for the last time.
teacher, please reply this message.
i need to know whether u really read it.
i am so sorry what i wrote has nothing to do with what u have posted.
please teacher,
i will be waiting for your message anxiously.
Sevita Sharma
Dearesta Sevita,
You will see me on Monday! Catch me...There are still some unfinished business in TCS!!!
Love ya...
THANK YOU SO MUCH, TEACHER!!
LOVE YA SO MUCH!!!
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